Spiritual Oxymoron

2 Kings 17:24

From the dictionary: oxymoron = A rhetorical figure in which incongruous or contradictory terms are combined, as in a deafening silence, and a mournful optimist

Top twenty oxymorons:

20. Government Organization

19. Alone Together

18. Personal Computer

17. Silent Scream

16. Living Dead

15. Same Difference

14. Taped Live

13. Plastic Glasses

12. Tight Slacks

11. Peace Force

10. Pretty Ugly

9. Head Butt

8. Working Vacation

7. Tax Return

6. Virtual Reality

5. Dodge Ram

4. Work Party

3. Jumbo Shrimp

2. Healthy Tan

1. Microsoft Works

(2 Kings 17:33) They feared the LORD, and served their own gods, after the manner of the nations whom they carried away from thence.

I. The Northern 10 Tribes

II. The Assyrian Resettlement

III. The Samaritan's Worship

IV. Application for Us